I’m A Paid Actor” Tee – Because Life Is Just One Big Roleplay

Let’s be real—you’ve faked laughter, faked interest, maybe even faked an “I’m okay.” And if the Oscars gave out awards for surviving situationships, office drama, or family dysfunction, you’d have a whole damn shelf.

This “I’m A Paid Actor” tee is for the everyday Emmy nominee—serving face, pretending not to care, and giving performances that deserve hazard pay. It’s not just a shirt. It’s a declaration that your peace, your patience, and your presence are all billable hours now.

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Emotional Benefit Bullets

• 🎬 Let Them Know – You’re not emotionally unavailable. You’re just under contract.
• 😏 Silent Shade, Loud Message – No need to explain your vibe. The shirt does it for you.
• 💰 Performance Comes With a Price – Stop giving out free emotional labor.
• 🖤 Unisex, Oversized, Unbothered – Feels good on the skin, better on your ego.
• 📸 Instagram-Ready – Wear it for your soft launch, hard truths, or villain arc.