“Toxically Yours” Distressed Hat – For Petty Royalty Only

For the days when your shade speaks louder than your outfit.

This hat is giving emotionally unavailable but fashionably consistent. Slightly distressed for that “I’ve been through things” energy—but still pulled together enough to block your ex in style.

• 100% cotton twill, soft and worn-in feel
• Adjustable strap with metal loop
• Low profile, curved brim

Wear it when you’re healed-ish, but still spicy.