“Tea Saved My Life” Unisex T-Shirt – Therapy Can’t Take the Credit

You were never broken. You were just missing the Tea!

This soft, unisex tee is for the emotionally aware, drama-dodging, tea-sipping icons who know that spilling a little truth is better than spilling your soul to someone charging $150/hr.

💬 Text reads:

“TEA SAVED MY LIFE.

Therapy Just Took Credit.”

• 100% cotton comfort for every type of emotional recovery
• Unisex fit – because anxiety doesn’t discriminate
• Printed graphic featuring tea bag labeled: “Toxically Yours”

Trupid’s Advice: Pair with hot water, a hotter mug, and block button discipline.